It is the new year, and you know what that means….It’s time to write my new year’s waitress resolutions. I have come up with the following, which I sincerely hope I will keep this coming year.
2. I will not judge any customer who puts hot sauce on their oatmeal. (Yes, there is more than one.)
4. I will not take someone’s dessert order, then only remember to bring it to them once 20 minutes have passed and they are staring at me like an angry vulture ready to attack.
5. I will tell the customers the soup of the day with a straight face, even when it includes lima beans, brussel sprouts, or any other morally opposable vegetable.
7. I will be the best twentysomethingwaitress I can be, even if I feel like this inside:
Happy New Year!!