Dear Secret Santa from my place of employment,
Thank you for the time and effort you put into the purchase of women’s plus sized twelve underwear for me this year. You must have scoured the Secret Santa Gift Guide for hours to assure that I would receive the perfect gift. Although the underwear is literally 6 sizes too big, I feel confident I can come up with many resourceful, practical uses for my new plus sized gift. With my new underwear, I can:
Knit a stocking
Pitch a tent
Make an attractive head scarf
Dress a snowman
Make holiday place mats with elastic waist bands
Fashion a mosquito net for last minute jungle excursions
Swaddle a newborn set of quintuplets
Blindfold a set of school children for a fun game of pin the tail on the donkey
Make a new fashion statement and submit it to Vogue
Be the envy of friends and family
And of course, create memories that will last a life time
Thank you, secret santa. Christmas miracles really do come true.
Sincerely,
Twenty Something Waitress
hahahaha!!
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It’s very becoming…uh…on you?
LOL!!! I know…..I just couldn’t help wearing it as a hat. So festive.
I could not help but notice that several of these options are particularly well-suited to life in Ethiopia. I hope you are coming for a visit. See you soon!
Haha! That is so funny!!! They are huge!
I know….like….BEYOND huge. Like, parachute huge!
I would just love to come for a visit!! Underwear in tow!
Amazing what you thought of to do with plus size undies!
hahaha, what can I say, my creative side knows no limit!
Poor thing!! That’s the thing I hate about Secret Santa, you just can’t throw the stuff back on their face…I remember a colleague of mine getting a pack of groundnuts…I think she should read your post and draw some solace…
You look damn funny in that pic!!
Ground nuts!! LOL!!! I seriously just laughed out loud at that. Glad my underwear nonsense could make you laugh.